Sigh. This is why we can't have nice things.
Soooooo – I pressed one wrong button (or maybe twenty), and here we are. Turns out I’m not a web developer—who knew?! (Other than EVERY web developer who’s spent years training to be one).
The good news? I’m WAY better at my actual gig.
The bad news? I’ve thrown a tanty, and this mess ain’t getting fixed for at least three weeks.
Meanwhile, if you’ve been completely charmed by my raw vulnerability and brutal honesty, and still want to work with me, hit me up on the socials.
Let’s make magic happen (despite the mess)
*Are you kidding me? I appreciate your blind faith, but this button is as broken as my spirit after attempting to rebuild this site. Just bask in the chaos—I’ll try again when my tears dry.
What I do when I'm not breaking websites...
Want to talk about it further? Hit me up on my socials and I'll get back to you ASAP.
Clarity Coaching
Got big goals but feeling stuck?
Together, we’ll cut through the noise, sort out what matters and find your flow.
I may even provide tea and biscuits.
Master of Ceremonies
Got a cracker event planned?
Need someone to talk-the-talk while you walk-the-walk?
I’ll keep the crowd engaged, the schedule on track, and the vibe just right—so you can focus on showcasing what you do best.
Gun for Hire
Got a project that needs managing?
I WILL: Be ‘that someone’ who comes in and gets it all sorted—from planning to execution.
I WON'T: Wear chaps while doing it.